My first entry, and i've read the rules, I just hope I can get all this in order:
OOC and IC: Our first campaign and our DM had said in order to go out of character, he had to tap your fist to your forehead and keep it there. Then when going BIC, you would tap it again, and slide your hand forward.
Josh, forgot to do this. Our DM has us going outside of the bar we met in and Josh goes to the bathroom. Thus the DM plays him being in the "outhouse" whilest waiting for our constipated comrade, many people could be heard saying "pinch it off!" and "you know, if you're touching it for more the a minute it's considered playing with yourself!" Needless to say, our DM was feeling mighty cruel that night as he decided that some orcish fiends would attack our party. Josh came out of the bathroom, and then had to roll to keep his character from getting hit by arrows. He managed to dodge. Don't ask me how.
Because of this, we created a feat for this "Mortiki Shit of Doom". Our DM said he had to cast it before he could do anything else, in which Josh replies ((in all honestly, he was serious)) "What sided die is that?"
IC: Our party is going down a shaft in an underground maze of tunnels. Our DM says "You've come across some writing on the wall." Stacy says his character has translating abilities. The DM says it's Goblin. So when the rest of the part notes him reading it, my character says, "so what does it say?" to which he replies "Goblish."
Ic: Same thing, but later on, After Stacy had told us what it said, I had thought he said Goddess, but infact it was another word, meaning something completely different.
DM:"You go into a room."
Me:"Womb? I'M BEING REBORN!"
Me:"But it's a female passge right? It did say Goddess back there..."
OOC: I had been complaing about Faerie Fire and how it had no real purpose.
IC: Our group comes upon a group of Goblins
"We need a distraction"
*team looks at me*
"Faerie Fire..." *grins*
Just so happens the Kobold goblin things are talking about a particular female.
OOC-Me:"Can I make his penis glow then?"
DM: *blink....blink blink* "..yes..."
Thus the legend of the kobold glowing genitalia is a story amongst us still.